Hahahaha

Drink vs. Sunny D

Dave Chapelle said it best now you decide

vs.

Coffee and Breast milk

Breast milk doesn’t come from a cow so technically it isn’t dairy which in turn would be better for us lactose folks. Yeah soy is good but I wouldn’t mind a try of a little liquid from the boob sack in my coffee. Here’s what it would look like so you would get the proper dosage of the good stuff.

Squeeze that good shit out

Beezies

This is so true all through my life women do and say the dumbest shit. I thought it was just me until I stumbled upond this.
Bitches be crazy
Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, “Bitches be crazy”. It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can’t understand them as a guy, cause they’re not real people
Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow……. You changed my life forever.
– urban dictionary

I See You

I just left this amazing 3-D movie Avatar and one thing that crossed my mind is would I do her. The on screen romance shared between this side boob alien and her sky person really got me thinking. Zoe Saldana is hot no question about it.


After thinking about this for quite some time I came to the conclusion that if I were put on her private island we spent some time (a week or so) I’d hit some green vagina for the experience fuck it, look at those dread locks

I don’t know what it is but there is something sexy about a green women

so to answer my own question yes I would trade place with this dude, brown, yellow, pink why not some green right?

I officially feel like a perv


up at 3am looking at images of green women…hmmm….

Mike

Ooo Kirsten

Oh Kirsten Dunst I’m conflicted with you, at times you are hot, spider man 3

and at times you are not so hot. Still trying to figure out how you got that thing in with out it slipping.

but what I am really trying to figure out is if these kristen dunst nude photos that just popped up in my google search are real or not. If so you got some good tits.

HAHAHAHAHA

She loves donuts hmm…

fat ass

This friday

Be there ho ho ho!!!!